Honestly, I think the Chicken Little’s in the GlobalCooling OzoneDepletion GlobalWarming Overpopulation ClimateChange business are just setting their research and funding dollars to the calendar.
Just in time for Halloween, coincidence I’m sure, comes a study that says pumpkins cause “climate change” and will be the death of the planet if we don’t send more tax dollars to Washington D.C., the U.N., the Department of Silly Walks and whatever.
You think I’m kidding don’t you? Hat tip: Washington Times
How scary are your jack-o’-lanterns? Scarier than you think, according to the Energy Department, which claims the holiday squash is responsible for unleashing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.
Most of the 1.3 billion pounds of pumpkins produced in the U.S. end up in the trash, says the Energy Department’s website, becoming part of the “more than 254 million tons of municipal solid waste (MSW) produced in the United States every year.”
How scary are your jack-o’-lanterns? Scarier than you think, according to the Energy Department, which claims the holiday squash is responsible for unleashing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.
Most of the 1.3 billion pounds of pumpkins produced in the U.S. end up in the trash, says the Energy Department’s website, becoming part of the “more than 254 million tons of municipal solid waste (MSW) produced in the United States every year.”
What’s a Halloween-loving pumpkin carver to do?